Saja-saja

Dua tiga kucing berlari
Tiga-tiga penat
Yang dua dah pun mati
Yang lagi satu tenat

Bank Teller: How do you like your money?
Malaysian student: Err...I like my money very much.

Waiter at McD : For here or to go?
Malaysian student: Go where?

Waiter : How do you like your steak?
Sophomore Malaysian student: Medium
Newly arrived Malaysian student: Errr....same.

20 minutes later the steaks arrived

Newly arrived Malaysian student: Nasib baik aku tak order large.