Chat with Morons

Few days back I chatted briefly for the first time with this particular moron. This was how part of the chat went:

Moron : Dah kahwin?

Me : Blom? U?

Moron : Blom gak

Moron : Umur brapa?

Me : 45

Moron : Itu bukan blom kawen, itu dah terlajak

What makes me called him a moron is because you don't say such thing to a person you chat for the first time. The reason why I say 'blom' is though I have no intention at all in getting married, but who knows one day for some reason I just might.

Few years back I chatted also with another moron. This was how part of the chat went:

Me : Tinggi brapa?

Moron : 5' 8", u plak?

Me : 5' 5"

Moron : Ohh, you kat bahu I jer.

Me : Oh ok, so kepala u 3 inci tinggi jer ler

Moron : (senyap)