One in A Million

One in A Million is on at this moment. Frankly, I don't think anyone deserve the RM 1 million as I think none of them can sing that well. Anyway, if I had to choose I would want Ayu to win. She's the best of the lot.

Mintak2 Siti Sarah tak menang. Huduh ler minah tu, pakai apa pun tak cantik. Jahat aku yer..aku tak kata aku ni baik...muahahaha

Yeay, Ayu won!

Hujan

Lama jugak tak hujan kat tempat aku ni dan semalam dalam pukul 6 hujan lebat bebeno. Aku dah agak dah bila American Idol nak mula mesti hujan, betul tekaan aku. So macam biasa Astro tak boleh dapat dan akan keluar kotak kuning kecik kat TV aku. Hujan bebeno lebat sampai bocor sikit bumbung kat family area tingkat atas rumah aku. Ni hujan lagi nih, masa aku tulis entry ni. Apa pun aku suka hujan dari hari panas terik. Aku suka udara sejuk selepas hujan. Cuma yang aku tak suka hujan ni bila aku baru basuh kain atau kereta. Selalu bila aku basuh kereta pagi, petang mesti hujan. Kawan aku plak kata bila dia basuh cadar jer mesti hujan. So bila lama tak hujan aku suruh dia basuh cadar supaya hujan.

Macam aku suka hujan aku juga suka cuaca sejuk. Aku suka cuaca bermusim. Kawan kata aku tak ni tak berapa betul sebab suka sejuk. Nak buat camne, memang aku suka sejuk, memang Poyeng gila. Muahahaha

A Visit to the Doctor

I have this tightness in the chest and slight coughing for the past 1 month. Today I decided to see the doctor at the clinic I frequent. The usual doctor wasn't there today but there was a very young male doctor and he said it might be asthma. I developed this slight asthma about 5 years ago. I thought people developed asthma only when they were kids and not at their 40s. Boy was I wrong. So today I was nebulized and a felt a bit better.

Kopitiam

Sekarang ni kopitiam belambak2 kat mana pun. Kat tempat aku ni pun berlambak2 kopitiam. Pak Li ler, Pak Long ler, Uncle K ler...macam-macam nama. Menu wajib termasuk kopi, teh, telur setengah masak, roti bakar, nasi lemak dan mee2 terutama mee kari.

Kat tempat aku tinggal Pak Li Kopitiam ni antara paling popular terutama malam hujung minggu penuh dengan hadeq-hadeq perasan chanteq macam dalam forum website lelaki yang ada angka 4 tu. Aku pergi kopitiam ni pagi untuk breakfast jer, time lain malas pegi sebab hadeq2 ni. Menu dia tak banyak. Yang sedap sini Nasi Ayam Lemon dia. Yang lain pun boleh ler tahan. Apa yang buat dia popular aku tak brapa tahu. Mungkin ambience dia kut. Dua kali aku pergi sini waiter dia tak perasan aku ada, so bila dia orang datang aku laser kan dia orang sikit. Aku bukan jenis laser, tapi bila waiter2 blur tak peka customer datang, padahal tak penuh, aku laserkan gak kadang2 ikut mood. Setengah waiter kat mana2 kedai kat Malaysia kadang2 tak ambik kisah orang datang, tak alert dengan customer2 yang baru sampai. Lagi satu dia orang tak de sense of urgency, order kena ambik cepat dan makanan kena sampai cepat. Beza betul dengan waiter2 kat Italy yang aku pergi. Cepat jer pegi kat customer dan cepat gak makanan sampai. Buat kerja pantas, takde terhegeh-hegeh.

Satu lagi kopitiam kat sini nama dia Sri Hainan. Aku suka pergi sini sebab parking banyak, mee kari dia pun sedap. Clientele dia pun terdiri dari family dan professionals umur 35 keatas sebab dia dekat dengan kawasan rumah org2 kaya. Item kat menu dia tak begitu banyak so tak pening bila nak order. Wanton goreng dan wonton sup dia sedap. Kulit dia nipis dan rangup. Siapa suka kambing kat sini ada jual wonton kambing, memang sedap.

Satu lagi kopitiam tak jauh Sri Hainan ni ialah Pak Long Kopitiam. Menu dia memang banyak, macam2 ada. Roti bakar dia paling sedap kat bandar aku tinggal ni. Yang lain2 tu sedap2 juga.

Roti bakar paling sedap aku pernah rasa ialah Uncle Lim kat Subang Parade. Oooh, roti nya rangup (gambar kat atas), combination kaya dengan butter dia amat sedap, pada aku ler. Laksa dia aku tak minat sebab ingredient dia macam daun kesum dll kasar2, so macam makan laksa banyak sampah sarat gitu.

Mee kari paling sedap pada aku ialah kat Old Towm Kopitiam, memang delicious. Mee kuah putih dia Ipoh Chicken Hor Fun pun enak sekali. Aku jarang ke sini sebab jauh sikit, dekat sempadan bandar bersebelahan. Cawangan kat sini kecik jer tak macam kat Metro Kajang.

Sebab apa kopitiam ni makin popular? Aku rasa sebab menu dia, cepat dan ambience dia, setengah tu comfy dan classic.

The Academy Awards

Saw the live telecast of the Academy Awards today but not the entire show. I have always love award shows and beauty pageants . The prestigious award events like this one, the Grammys etc and the pageants produced in the Stateeas like Miss USA and Miss America are fantastic, well executed unlike the ones produced in Malaysia. Presenters at these awards waste no time at promoting themselves or making stupid jokes....well most of them. Presenters at the local awards show will waste audience's time by asking each other questions like 'Apa khabar?', 'Apa projek sekarang?' Shouldn't you be asking these questions backstage. They turn the podium into a platform for self-promotion.

Once I saw Miss Malaysia World on TV. The organization of the whole show would make Donald Trump cringed and yell, 'All of you are fired!'....from the organizers to the props people.

Saja-saja

Dua tiga kucing berlari
Tiga-tiga penat
Yang dua dah pun mati
Yang lagi satu tenat

Bank Teller: How do you like your money?
Malaysian student: Err...I like my money very much.

Waiter at McD : For here or to go?
Malaysian student: Go where?

Waiter : How do you like your steak?
Sophomore Malaysian student: Medium
Newly arrived Malaysian student: Errr....same.

20 minutes later the steaks arrived

Newly arrived Malaysian student: Nasib baik aku tak order large.

Don't Interfere

Today I was told not to interfere. Hey!!!I never wanted to interfere. I was involuntarily pulled into interfering by all of you fools. This is what I get for being nice. You fools should have thought about the consequences of your actions and how they will affect other people. Idiots!!