Perempuan Zaman Sekarang & LHDN

I procrastinated doing my e-filing for sometime but finally I completed it two nights ago. I chose to fill the online thing at night because I was afraid I might not be able to log in during the day because I pressumed a lot of people would be scrambiling to do it at the last 48 hours. It took me less than 25 minutes to complete the whole income tax thing. Why did I choose to do it two days before the 30th deadline? I was afraid that I might owe more money that the amount deducted from my salary through PCB (Pantai Cinta Berahi)...it makes no sense right? I was just delaying the potential worry. Surprisingly, LHDN instead owe me money, but not a lot though. I'm happy that my employer had deducted more than they should.

On a different note, I think girls nowadays are bold. Perhaps they have been bold all along and that I have not encountered any of them. Some girls are just bold in the sense that they are the ones who will approach a man instead of the other way around. Few months ago I received a call from a girl who's working at the kindergarten and nursery just in front of my house. She wanted to get know me because she thinks I'm different from other men. Well, I'm different alright, different from other normal men. No wonder whenever I wash my cars every Sunday morning she would also wash the kindergarten's porch and would keep looking at me. So I had to say to her that it's not nice for a female neighbor to get close to a single male neighbor. Now she doesn't wash the porch anymore and does not smile at me anymore. Sure dia kata orang tua ni perasan, ingat aku nak kat dia sangat.

About two days ago I received an SMS from girl who I used to work with or work for. She forwarded an SMS from her friend who was also someone I had worked with/for before. The content of the SMS was something like this, the girl was recovering from the lost of the father and now need a man to guide her. So she asked for her friend's help to tell me that she has loved me for a long time and if I would consider marrying her. Errr...kering darah aku sekejap. Till today I have not replied the SMS. I have had a feeling that the girl likes me but not to the point of asking me to marry her. If I had wanted to marry anyone I would have done that 15 - 20 years ago. I would now be a father to 6 kids.

Well I'm maybe old-fashioned, but I still believe that the man should make the move and the woman may give subtle hints to the man to make a move. Anyway I think I'm not the marrying type. I believe any woman who would choose me to be her husband would suffer. There's this saying that say when you get married you need 3 rings: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering. I can't afford the 3rd ring....Muahahahahahahahahaha...hah

Kitten

The mother and the kitten under my car

There's this female cat which has been a frequent visitor to my house to ask for food and to give birth. So far I think she has given birth three times and all her kittens have either been taken away or have died because she likes to move them around. Her latest bacth was made up of three kittens. Two are gone and one she brought to the front of my house and it stayed there for about a week. Today the kitten is gone and the mother has been crying looking for it and I can't stand listening to her crying, it's really heart wrenching. I was planning to keep the kitten because it was really a cute one.

Her 2nd bacth. She was probably raped and gave birth to the 1st batch (no picture). She was a kitten herself back then.

The 3rd batch

This was the one left from the 3rd batch and the one I was planning to keep. The picture was taken on Saturday. There's a superstition I heard that you are not supposed to take pictures of your cat. It will either die or go missing. The superstition is probably true. Sigh

Anyway soon she will stop crying for her lost kitten and will be in heat again. She'll get pregnant again and will have more kittens. She's the street slut.

Hari Ini

Hari ini aku telah menyelesaikan beberapa perkara. No 1 aku telah di beri green light untuk submit kerja aku dan ini akan melegakan aku at least untuk 3 hingga empat bulan. Lepas ini aku akan rasa bebas, tanpa kerja aku ini menghantui aku at least untuk 3 - 4 bulan ini. Aku juga telah dapat menalipon seseorang atas urusan rumah, so selesai satu tugas. Lagi satu pencarian nama warna cat yang aku berkenan telah aku dapat. Aku akan mengecat rumah aku tidak lama lagi. Nak pilih warna ni memang memeningkan kepala. Cara paling baik ye lah dgn tgk warna-warna pada rumah2 orng lain. Aku nampak satu yang aku berkenan. So aku pun pi lah kedai dan cari warna yang dekat nak serupa. Aku beli satu liter pastu cuba cat sikit kat dinding pagar aku. Tak cantik warnanya. Warna kat kad warna tidak serupa lansung dengan yg dalam container. Pastu aku pi beli 1 liter lagi warna yg lain, hampir serupa dgn warna yg aku nak, tapi tak cantik. So aku pi beli satu lagi warna gelap sikit tapi pada kad yg sama. Tak elok. So I pun pergi le ke rumah yg cat nya aku suka. Malu plak aku nak tanya, takut2 dia ingat aku ni nak mencuri ke. Sebab itu aku bawak kereta aku yg mahal tak mahal tu. Kebetulan ada rumah tengah buat tak jauh dari rumah tu menggunakan warna cat yang sama. Apa lagi aku pun terus ke situ dan tanya pekerja nya warna apa yg digunakan. So selamat kerja aku.

Aku ni pemalu orangnya. Malu aku ini banyak menyekat, melambatkan, atau membantut beberapa benda yang aku harus buat dan juga dalam persahabatan. Kadang2 ia ada juga affect kerja aku. Aku ni bukan jenis yg suka buat tebal muka. Anyway, aku happy hari ini. Alhamdullillah.

AF6 5th Concert

The Students:

Stacy's performance was superb and I likened the standard of her performance to those put forth by many Indonesian artistes. I was a bit shocked with the 'ah, ah' thing and the move that came with it, but , hey, why should I, the original singers if I'm not mistaken were Muslims. I might be wrong here.

Riz was okay, a potential performer. I like him despite being a bit of a bitch in the diaries.

Toi was an absolute joke from his outfit, his performance to how he physically looks. He looked like one of the Indonesians working on my kitchen extension at the moment.

Nubhan was just plain boring and looking so uncomfortable at what he was doing.

Like I said in a previous post, sent Stanly home now. That guy is simply overrated.

Others were just okay.

The Host:

The host made jokes that were only funny to himself and no one else. If there were laughters in the audience it was a simpathy laugh or they were laughing at how not funny his jokes were. But when Adam said 'Mayfirst' to him, that was really funny.

The Outfits:

Rina's outfit reminded me of the gowns that Diana Ross like to wear but hers was nice. Rina's was a bit too much especially at the sleeves (if that is the right term to use).

Toi's oufit was ugly.

The Video Clips:

The video clips were complete waste of time, not funny at all. I did not get it at all.

The Result:

Saida's exit I would say was a bit too early. I wanted Stanly to leave, if not Toi or Nubhan. I thought she would make it to the finals just because I thought people like her and not because of her talent. I would not be surprised if Mama Rina had been ousted instead because of how she was potrayed in the diaries...she's becoming a bit too cocky.

T-Shirt Lusuh

Kenapa blog aku ini aku namakan Tee Shirt Lusuh? Sebab aku ada banyak t-shirt yang lusuh-lusuh belaka. Setengah t-shirt tu ada dah simpan lebih dua puluh tahun. Kenapa aku simpan lama sangat? Sebab t-shirt2 tu ada kenangan tersendiri. Contoh nya aku ada t-shirt gambar Madonna yang aku dah simpan dekat lebih 20 tahun. Aku beli t-shirt tu masa aku pergi ke konsert Madonna Who's That Girl pada tahun 87 atau 88, tak ingat. Aku memang minat Madonna masa tu. Konsert tu memang best.

Bercakap pasal konsert, aku tak lah pergi banyak konsert. Boleh kira dengan jari. Konsert pertama aku pergi ialah Sheena Easton, yg popular dengan lagu '..my baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to five and then, he takes another home again, to find me waiting for him..." Aku pernah pergi tengok konsert Hall & Oates yang best giler. Masa tu orang tak guna word 'giler' macam sekarang. Lain2 konsert aku pernah pergi ialah Whitney Houston, Tina Turner, Paula Abdul, dan Ricky Martin. Itu je lah. Konsert Whitney tak best. Rugi duit aje. Masa tu dia sakit dan suka ubah melodi. Paula Abdul boleh tahan, Ricky Martin best giler. Lupa plak lagi satu penyanyi, Anita Sarawak. Dulu2 masa dia masih menyanyi kat Las Vegas dia selalu buat dinner show yang harga tiket mahal nak mampus bila dia balik Malaysia. So bila dia buat konsert kat Putra Stadium aku pun pergi ler.

Post Election Synopsis

Received this from someone:

12th General Election is history
Nobody expect BA to reap victory
BN slumped to worst performance in history
All fingers are pointing to Pak Lah and Khairy
JKKK team (Jean-Kali-Kamal-Khairy) failed miserably
Five major states fell to coalition of PAS-PKR-DAP
Pak Lah refused to step down as Perdana Menteri
He said his focus now is to strengthen the party
Mukriz wrote a letter to him personally
But the letter was leaked to internet community
Asking him to take a blame and commit hara-kiri
The only Japanese word he knows is teppayanki
Then another blow came from Tengku Razaleigh
He offered himself to challenge Mr. Badawi
Mukhriz might be a running mate for Ku Li
It is interesting development we will wait and see
Pak Lah doesn't lose sleep over the pressure
The next day he announced new cabinet minister
He brought back Mat Tyson as Rural Minister
Mat Zain was upgraded to full work minister
The guy is a crook when come to money matter
He then appointed Tg Adnan no 1. gangster
As Sec-Gen replacing Radzi ex-Internal Minister
But major surprise was Rafidah Wanita no 1 leader
She sobbed why why Pak Lah you are like my brother
You hold my hand when we celebrate Merdeka together
She was adamant that Azalina is not Wanita member
Azalina is going to form new Umno wing called Other
Before I end this letterI hope Anwar can be next Prime Minister
We will reshuffle the whole cabinet structure
Each BN ministers will have new career
First we appoint Pak Lah as Opposition Leader
We sent Najib to Mongolia as High Commisioner
Khairy will be nuisance as usual as Mat Rempit biker
Malaysian Tattler voted him Son-in-law of the year
Khir Toyo is Mustika Ratu product ambassador
Samy Vellu has a new job as wigs seller
Rafidah goes back to college as AP lecturer
Her popular class is Get rich in 30 days by AP abuser
Azmi Khalid is now Normala new manager
He is getting new email for mail order
Soi Lek is already active with VCD peddler
You can spot him in BB Shopping Center
His latest hit was Seks Terlampau Hell Minister
Teuku Adnan remains as Kepala Gangster
He teamed up with Mamak Gang bank robber
Mat Tyson will go back as money launderer
His company called No Speaking Inglish Money Changer
Hisham will be the Keris Museum Keeper
His job is to kiss all the keris every hour
And I will choose Shahrizat as my babysitter


I hope that's the end I hear about the election.

American Idol

The difference between the quality of American Idol contestants and AF6 is as huge as the ocean that lies between Malaysia and America. None of the AF6 students comes close to the likes of the ousted a hunk of burning yum Michael Johns, David Cook and David Arculetta. I predict and hope that the two Davids will be the final two contestants. If they were to become the finalists then it will be hard to predict who will take home the American Idol 7 title. If the majority of voters call for a rugged, rock-style, outside-of-box Idol then Cook would be the likely bet. If the voters go for cute, sweet, innocent Idol, Arculetta would be the one. Yet this is only my prediction. Who knows, it could be David C and Jason who move on to the finals or David A and Jason. Or perhaps one of the Davids with a female contestant. I hope not. I hope today and the next three weeks all the four girls will be sent home in this order: Cristy Lee Cook, Syeisya (or Syesya), Carly, Brookes, and then Jason. I don't think Jason would be an Idol who would sell millions of albums since we are not living in the sixties and hippies are a dying breed (I hope).

AF6 wise, I hope people will stop voting for Stanly, send the chap home and end his misery. I think this guy has been overrated because he is 'tenor'. He has not improved in fact has been going downward in his performance citing he is confused about his voice. His last two performances were simply horrendous. Also his mother is critically ill and I think being there by her side is better than trying to achieve fame. What fame can he actually get when people will remember him for not being able to sing well despite claiming to have been vocally trained. Anyway I would like to hear how he would deliver Nessun Dorma.

On another note...errr...Alif is beginning to look yummy

TODAY

Today many many many years ago I was born in a royal town in the state of Selangor at about 12.30 midnite on a Friday. (probably that's why I'm tanned). My mom wished me last night and my Baby wished me last nite too and again this morning. A few of my friends wished me through SMS. Before going for breakfast I knocked my forehead into the-not-so-sharp-and -not-so-blunt end of my SLK's (Simple Little Kancil) back door. It was painful and if I had hit the door slightly harder I would have fainted. Anyway Happy Birthday to me.

How has my life been so far? Well I'm moving towards the end of a journey that I'm taking to improve myself professionally. I'm earning a salary that I shouldn't complain of and have things that I never thought I could have. I'm basically a happy man with not much problems other than those brought to me by other people or rather problems created by other people which have dragged me along with them as the problems move into several phases.

I'm in a relationship with someone who loves me so so dearly that makes me wonder often what does that person see in me. My health is for the most part good except that I'm gaining weight and that the cartilages cushioning my two knees are thinning. I'm not completely bald, I hope I wont despite way back when I was 17 I started to lose hair and thought that I will be bald by the time I turned 25. In fact some of my friends' balding process happened at amazing speeds.

What do I wish/hope for from this day onwards? Most importantly I hope that my health will continue to be good with no major problems. To me there's nothing worse than having a health problem worrying you day in day out. It drains you of your happiness.

I hope that I continue to prosper in my work and financially. I hope I will not have any financial problems by the time I retire and when I die.

I hope I will always be happy and have no major setbacks in life. I thank Allah for what he has given me and for answering my prayers despite me committing sins every now and then.

P.S. I also hope for world peace and no more cutting of trees and killing of endangered animals except snakes. I would rather see a jungle being grown than a new mall being built.

Current Affairs

The current news on all the local papers and of course among Malaysian bloggers is Pak Lah lashing back at a few people and reasons for BN's huge lost in Perak and Kedah. Of course everyone is saying stop the blame game and start looking at the real reasons. I agree with all of them. I hope Pak Lah reads some of these blogs. I sometimes can't believe what Dr. M is saying about Pak Lah. Wasn't he a dictator of some sort when he was in power. Has the old man gone senile?

In an unrelated story Sufiah Yusuf is now a high class prostitute and very contented with her life. I believed almost everyone is blaming his father for the regimented life that she had to go through. Imagine how hard it was for her not being able to play with kids of her age back then.

Pemanggil

Kadang2 bila aku drive petang2 dalam kul 5 gitu ake dengar gak radio Era bersama Linda Onn di segmen panggilan tak puas hati pasal selebreti ke apa ke yang pendengar terbaca kat akhbar. Setengah pemanggil tu aku rasa ada mentaliti yang sangat low. Sorry to say terutama di kalangan perempuan2. Benda yang dia orang tak puas hati tu memang pada mula nya bukan masaalah besar. Contohnya semalam ada satu pemanggil perempuan, suara macam dah tua sikit, yang call kata tak puas hati tengok style tudung Siti Nurhaliza yang berubah-rubah. Apa ko peduli pasal orang. Suka hati dia ler nak pakai tudung style macam mana pun janji dia ada make an effort untuk pakai tudung. Tak macam penyany DM yang balik haji pakaian tak berubah, masih nampak bahu dll, rambut jangan cakap lah. Tapi dua hari sebelum tu ada pemanggil lelaki, suara pun agak dah matured, yang komen pasal pengkritik kat konsert AF. Dia kata Adlin Aman Ramli tu bagus beri komen sebab dia bukan saje kata apa yang tak bagus tapi dia beri juga pandangan apa yang patut pelajar tu buat. Tak macam Ogy yang dia kata mengutuk lebih dari mengritik. Aku sokong sangat. Contohnya hari tu dia komen, 'saya tak mendapat apa2 dari nyanyian awak', dengan muka yang konon dia tu macam bagus sangat. Padahal dia nyanyi tak sedap. Cakap lah apa patut dia dapat.

Kadang2 Linda Onn ni pun satu hal. Style dia nampak bongkak macam dia bagus. Tapi

Life Update

Things that I have planned since last June is going partly as planned with some slight changes. One major thing which occupied my mind for the past 4 years was supposed to end and another was supposed to begin right after that. Now the major thing is not yet over and is prolonged for another 2 to 3 weeks. The other event has already started today. I think I coping with it.